You don’t hear coughing on the radio. You just don’t. So when the coughing goes on … and on and on and on and on -- on a loop for something over five minutes -- you can hardy make sense of it. Infact, you can hardy do anything but try and restrain the cramping in your stomach. No one expects that of radio (even the Howard Stern fans), and no one turns to their computer and actively types in w w w dot w f m u dot org and calls up a live stream for a show called “Anal Magic with Kenny G”. Because that’s absurd and seemingly shouldn’t exist in any sort of reality.
But it does. And thank high heaven.
For years now, the members of the tri-state area that foolishly tune in to 90.1 or 91.1 FM or the intrepid souls that call up a live stream at WFMU (and even the supremely weird cases that actually listen to archives of this lunacy) on a Wednesday afternoon between 3 and 6 have had to deal with the absolute horsepoop of one Kenny G, a certain individual intent on having a go with what radio should or could be and happily presenting the most intensely trying – yet somehow amazingly enjoyable -- show on radio.
Ken Goldsmith, ehh -kay-ehh Kenny G, is actually a bratish pain in the words rump that grew up on Long Island, went to art school, and then somehow (sorry mothers) made a career out of being a difficult artist. Actually, Kenny worked damned hard to sell some sculptures and visual art works only to decide he’d rather be a poet. After producing a series of fake books, Kenny wrote some real books including 111, a collection of words and phrases ending with the schwa sound arranged as an epic poem, Soliloquy, a exhausting transcript of every word uttered in a week, and Fidget, a running commentary on every movement the author made in a day arranged, again, as an epic. Kenny concurrently turned his attention to UBU web, a collection of strange utterances, sound poetry, concrete poetry, and other avant-garde material easily lost in the maelstrom of modern thought and cultural production. Despite all of that, Kenny also maintained a strange and severe love of music and collecting. To focus that energy, he kept up a radio show on Jersey City’s WFMU, a free-form, non-profit station supplying the world with unexpected sounds and, more importantly, character.
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